Big Betty

I was driving down the street and I saw this girl on the corner. She really caught my eye. She was so fine, and I just had to meet her. She was clean, perfect body, and looking for attention. I ran my errand I had to run and stopped by her on my way home. It wasn't love at first sight, but there was a deep lust. I got out my car and approached her, just as a a man approached me. That was it, hook, line and sinker. My future ride was right in front of me, Big Betty. The car salesman asked me if I wanted to take her for a drive, but I had my two little kids with me and not Jude. I told him I would come back after looking her over a bit. I mean, why take her for a ride, fall in love, and Jude not agree. He had no clue I was car shopping at that moment. We planned on one day looking in anticipation of baby number four, but in the near future. So later that afternoon we went back together and took her for a preview. It did take a little convincing to get Jude to agree to a sale in a matter of hours, when we weren't car shopping (yet), but he hesitantly signed the papers knowing he was making me happy at that moment. We traded in my favorite Honda from 2004 and bought a 2005 Suburban. I told Jude as we were doing the paperwork that I wasn't in love with her, but I did think it was a great price and good car. I did my homework after I checked her out the first time. What I didn't realize was how loaded she was until I got home. Then she became a really great deal! I fell in love!
She has seven leather seats, the two front are heated seats, the driver side has memory, Onstar with a phone line built in, a sunroof, dual front a/c and rear a/c control, built in DVD entertainment center with wireless headphones, XM radio, a six disc cd player, hard lined floor mats throughout, captain chairs for the first two rows, and even auto mirrors that close in and open out with a touch of a button. She's everything I've never dreamed of and more. She rides nice and I love that she sounds like a truck when I start her up. Jude, after a few days, came around and admitted it was a smart choice and he loves to drive her. Jude hates to drive, period. The kids fell in love and Aiden told me thank you, which I thought was so cute. My favorite part is taking an hour drive with no kids touching each other like all three were in the back of the Honda. The captains chairs keep them all separated, at least two feet from each other, and no one whines and complains on car trips.

Worth every penny right there! I think her year is perfect, as Jude and I will personally never buy new again. (Smart financial decision.) Maybe in five years, we'll get a 2010. As of now, Big Betty is here to stay!

From urbandictionary.com, definition of Betty: The term Betty refers to a hot chick. One that is attractive, stylish and self confident. A Betty is typically a looker.